The Whiner.

I don't like Winter.

I don't like it when my hands and feet and nose are constantly cold.

I don't like it when a 1/4 inch of ice can keep my kids from going to school for days.

I don't like feeling that all I want to do is hibernate and rarely leave my house.

I don't like that at least one person in my household has a dripping nose and/or cough from Thanksgiving until St. Patrick's day.

I don't like that Winter makes me feel sad and unproductive and unmotivated for no good reason.

And I really don't like that Winter turns me into a big, fat whiner.