Scene: Lazy Daze Park @ Bond Park, Cary, NC. I am pushing Will on one of those tall swings where you can go really high...
Will, very loudly giggling: "Mommy, it tickles, it tickles (giggle, giggle)"
Me: " I know! It tickles your tummy when you go so high, doesn't it?"
Will, again very loudly: "No, Mommy! It tickles my pen!$"
Oh, my, I think I actually felt the rush of wind as all the other parental heads whipped around at this announcement...and thankfully laughed with my embarrassment.
Scene: Walking back to our car, Lazy Daze Park @ Bond Park, Cary NC
Me: "Will, sweetie, we need to talk about sharing some things just with Mommy quietly in her ear....